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🔥 WELCOME TO THE HOTTEST SITE ON THE WEB!!! 🔥

This site contains EVERY web design sin from 1999:

Animated flame GIF borders (simulated with CSS because we're fancy)
Comic Sans MS font (the horror!)
Blinking text that will burn your retinas
Marquee tags that scroll forever
Background patterns that induce seizures
Fake visitor counter (you're visitor #31337!)
Meaningless web awards
CAPITAL LETTERS EVERYWHERE!!!

VISITOR COUNTER

0 0 3 1 3 3 7

YOU ARE VISITOR NUMBER 31337!

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^ DANCING BABY.GIF (REMEMBER THIS?)

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